Since she started penning dialogue for Some Day My Prince Will Come - a cheesy dating show that features bachelorettes competing for the heart of Spencer Dalworth VII, a very distant heir to the British throne - Jaine's life has been a royal pain: she's been fending off golf-ball-sized bugs on the sweltering tropical island and having her patience tested by an irritable production crew and the fierce contestants who will do anything to get their prince. But Jaine never expected murder to enter the script. When one of the finalists dies in a freak accident, it's clear someone wanted the woman out of the race for good-and the police won't allow a soul off the island until they seize the culprit. Terrified of existing another day without air conditioning, Jaine is throwing herself into the investigation. But she better pounce on clues quickly-or there won't be any survivors left...