Michelin Moses is a country music star on the rise. With a hit single under his Texas-sized belt buckle and a sold-out concert tour underway, his childhood dreams of making it big are finally coming true. But there's one thing missing — a promise to his dying mother that he'd find it — him — when the time was right. With a little luck, he won't have to wait too long . . .
Lucky Ramirez is a hunky boy toy who dances at The Broom Closet, one of West Hollywood's hottest gay bars. He loves what he does, and he's good at it — almost as good as he is at playing dumb when he spots Michelin Moses at the bar. What happens next is off the charts — and keeps Michelin coming back for more. He's just not sure it's the right move for his career. But if Lucky gets his way, Michelin will get Lucky — and no matter how the media spins it, neither of them will be faking it . . .